Saturday, January 15, 2005

Dr. What

I got a package from Dr. What in the mail yesterday. Inside was a tiny prescription for one pill, with the pill attached.

Maureen McHugh
Take at night
and feel better in
the morning.

Dispense 1

Dr. What

The pill was in one of those Fort Knox style pill packages, where you have to peel the foil back. The plastic dome was perfectly white and opaque. I flipped the package over and it said, 'Placebo.'

Bob instantly coveted it, but I told him that he couldn't have it, I needed it. Dr. What, I am keeping it for the night I really need it! Thank you! Thank you!


Blogger Gregory Feeley said...

Are you with me, Doctor What?
Are you really just a shadow
Of some memory best forgot?
Are you crazy, or a pal?
Just an ordinary gal?
You done more than one thought!
Glad you’re with me, Doctor What!

The package I got from Dr. W. had two bars of excellent Mexican chili chocolate, an issue of the World Weekly News, and a couple things I can't describe in public. It was almost worth getting cancer.

January 15, 2005 1:28 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Oooooohh! How EXCITING! I so love a mystery....

January 15, 2005 2:50 PM  
Blogger Maureen McHugh said...

Greg! I had no idea you were a Steely Dan officianado! Katy Lied Rules!

Sarah, Dr. What is the infamous Leslie What, writer, performance artist, maven of absurdity. She sends the coolest gifts. And has the most amazing stories. For example, she is part of a jello art contest every year, and the stuff she makes out of jello--well, you don't know jello.

January 15, 2005 3:54 PM  
Blogger Madeleine Robins said...

"If you knew Jell-O like I know Jell-O, O, O, O what a..."

January 15, 2005 9:43 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Well, this Leslie What sounds very intriguing to me! I'll have to check out that link! Now, I'm off to eat a nice cup of lime jello.

"If you knew Jello, like I knew J-E-L-L-O-O-O-O...." Damn that Marilyn.

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