THX1138, I'm ready!
And I'm free! No more six inch strands of thin hair covering my scalp! I sat there with a big smile on my face the whole time he was doing it! And my scalp feels so cool! I keep running my hand across the very little bit I have left (he basically gave me a tight crewcut.)
He wins husband of the year award. While he was doing it, he said, "This may be the weirdest thing I've ever done."
I said, "It is not."
He said, "Okay. Second-weirdest?"
And he says I have a great shaped head.
I'm so happy, I'm running around with no hat! I don't look like an unkempt crazy person anymore! I look like a character from a science fiction movie! Is that cool or what! Of course, what I really didn't understand is that my head would get cold. I really was down to about ten percent of my hair before and I really thought there wasn't enough there to make a difference, but hair must be a great insulator. Last night I slept in a cap. Do guys who get a tight buzz cut notice that their head gets cold? Are guys stupid enough to get a tight buzz in January?
But I still love it. I keep running my hand over my slightly stubbly head and grinning like a madwoman.