Maureen, that wig is so you. But Bob would look better with long dark hair. If he's interested, I know a guy in Youngstown who costumes all the local drag queens and makes dresses for former Mrs. Americas. Yes, I am going to write a story about him some day. How could I not?
Give me fifteen minutes with photoshop and I'll turn Bob's picture into the front of a t-shirt. The caption on the back, I believe, shall read, "The Revolution has a New Face." But we won't say which revolution he's the face of because the air of mystery will sell more product.
Ellen, I told Gavin I wanted to see HIM in the mullet.
Levin, I think if Bob died his beard it would kind of ruin the whole scaray effect. Of course, on the other hand, people might think he thought this was a good look for him--and that would be even scarier.
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Maureen, that wig is so you. But Bob would look better with long dark hair. If he's interested, I know a guy in Youngstown who costumes all the local drag queens and makes dresses for former Mrs. Americas. Yes, I am going to write a story about him some day. How could I not?
Maureen, that wig gives you the purposeful look of a John Waters heroine. Or maybe it's the expression. Cute, but scary.
Gosh, I'd have to say it's a tie. Bob may have the edge, what with his facial hair and all...
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Mike Jasper
Chris, you're thinking the contrast between the black hair and the gray beard would be really rad? Me, too.
Greg, I'll take John Waters cute but scary as a compliment.
You're both adorable, in a slightly sinister way. What did the other wigs look like?
Yeah, Maureen, the contrast between black hair/gray beard would totally work for him.
You're both looking pretty hot. That's a tough one.
A lot of troubled marriages begin with fights over who gets to wear the wig. Proceed with caution.
I have too much hair to wear a wig; I'd have to give any wigs to the spouse, who is notably sparser of hair than I.
That's what razors are for.
Give me fifteen minutes with photoshop and I'll turn Bob's picture into the front of a t-shirt. The caption on the back, I believe, shall read, "The Revolution has a New Face." But we won't say which revolution he's the face of because the air of mystery will sell more product.
does bob drive a camaro?
barth
I think if Bob is going to wear that wig, he needs to dye his beard to match.
Levin
Ellen, I told Gavin I wanted to see HIM in the mullet.
Levin, I think if Bob died his beard it would kind of ruin the whole scaray effect. Of course, on the other hand, people might think he thought this was a good look for him--and that would be even scarier.
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