Halloween: Chocolate or Not?

This year I did include in the mix gummy eye-balls. And lo, they were unto the supplicants a great big hit. And the supplicants proclaimed, 'Trick or treat--wow! Gummy eyeballs! Those are cool!' And the supplicants did put two items in their bags because this year their numbers were few and of candy there was much. And so they got gummy eyeballs and Milk Duds, if they so desired.

And it was good.

(Originally posted as a comment on Erin O'Brien's Owner's Manual in response to her prayer.)